COOKIE JAR by Alice Saffer CHORUS: Hey Mom, where’d you go? Don’t you know, love you so And I’m waiting patiently For that special thing you do with me Hey Mom, bring it on, been too long Don’t do me wrong Time to breastfeed little me It’s gonna make me strong and so healthy It keeps away diseases, helps prevent SIDs and diabetes
 And hey Mom, it does good stuff for you Protects you from breast cancer, yeah Keeps you thin and you love that Meanwhile, can you hook me up? Please do Hey Mom, there you are, you’re a star My cookie jar Now we’re really in the groove Got the good stuff flowing now, don’t move Hey Mom, I love you, really do Just us two This is our time, yes it is There’s my head Now give it one more kiss It boosts my big IQ So I can be real smart like you And it saves you lots of money, that’s a plus It’s easy to do anytime In the day or the nighttime If you ask me, Mama, it’s a must CHORUS: Hey Mom, where’d you go? Don’t you know, love you so And I’m waiting patiently For that special thing you do with That special thing you do with That special thing you do with me